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In Bruges by Mikaela Cortopassi

And in Ghent. And in Bruxelles.

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Traveling with friends is not my normal mode of operation – which seems odd when you think about the fact that a) I like people and b) that does happen to be the way that most of my friends and peers travel. I think the habit of solo travel was built up in part because that’s how I learned to travel (let me assure you, very few twenty-year-olds want to spend their year abroad exploring provincial capitals in Italy) and in part because I hate being the one holding the group back when I stop to take, oh, ninety million photos.

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But when my dear friend Layne told me she was headed for Europe, had a few days solo, and would love it if I’d join her in Belgium, there was no way I was saying no. I arrived earlier (hence the stops in Paris and Luxembourg) and we planned to rendezvous in Brussels for a quick couple days in Belgium together.

This was not my first time in Belgium, but the prior visit was when I was the aforementioned twenty-year-old weirdo going to Italian provincial capitals. At the time, I didn’t drink beer. On that trip, I also for whatever stupid reason (probably affordability?) ate neither waffles nor chocolate. I wasn’t even supposed to be in Belgium, but rather in Maastricht, just over the border in the Netherlands… then a train strike happened and it felt prudent to be in Belgium so I’d be able to catch my flight out of Charleroi.

What I needed was a Belgium do-over.

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It was a relatively quick ride up from Luxembourg for me. Belgian trains I found highly utilitarian and, if I’m being honest, a bit of a let down from the pristine, elegant SNCF trains I had gotten spoiled by in France. Brussels was our home base in a lovely apartment southeast of the city center.

There was of course one thing I knew I had to do in Brussels: Cantillon.

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I wouldn’t consider myself a beer nerd, but I am certainly a Cantillon nerd. They are notable for being one of the few remaining traditional lambic brewers in Belgium (and depending on whom you ask, perhaps the only proper lambic brewer left in Belgium). We’re talking true lambics here – not some syrupy fruity is-it-a-beer-or-a-weird-cider concoction. Their menu is spartan, their production numbers laughable in comparison to other breweries of equal renown; all of this is intentional to maintain the integrity of the beer.

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And my is it worth it.

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I’d had their beers before, mostly at The Sovereign and Monk’s Kettle, but there’s nothing like unfettered access and great prices. It was a visit that I would recommend without hesitation, particularly if you like a little sour, a little funk. Glorious.

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After a quick break back at the apartment (it was Layne’s arrival day, after all), we ventured up into town to see a bit of Brussels and indulge in that most Belgian of treats: la gaufre, the waffle!

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We let our noses lead us to Maison Dandoy, a speculoos bakery that just happens to have phenomenal waffles. I went for bruxelleoise with toasted hazelnuts and it was perfection. Rich, crisp, sweet, nutty, excellent.

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Just steps away from that sweet, carb-y heaven is the center square, known as la Grand-Place in French or De Grote Markt in Flemish. If stately, ornate buildings with lots of gilding are your thing, then this has to be one of the best squares in Europe.

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We quite enjoyed playing tourist, which – being in Belgium and all – involved some fried foods and more beer.

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For our second day, we knew we’d be headed off to Bruges, a quick hour’s jaunt west by train. Most of the trains leaving Bruxelles-Midi station have a stop at Ghent, so we decided to do the same. It was absolutely the right call.

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Ghent was an absolutely joy and really typified the aesthetic I picture when I think of the Low Countries: canals, bikes, pretty Gothic churches and charming brick grachtenhuizen rising above the water.

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We hopped on the tram to go into the city and have breakfast at Simon Says, a restaurant Layne found that’s housed in a wildly-colored gem of an Art Nouveau building.

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It was the perfect spot for a casual breakfast, with delicious baked goods and any kind of coffee drink your could want. If you’re going, just know that it fills up fast!

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The only thing I really knew about Ghent was in the context of its famed Altarpiece, so I knew I wanted to wind my way over to the cathedral eventually. It’s an excellent walking city, though I’d imagine it’s great for biking as well.

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Ghent was a medieval powerhouse, its highly decorative buildings a testament to its success. Just before reaching the cathedral we came across the Belfry of Ghent, the tallest tower in the city. Naturally, we had to go up.

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Unlike many of the bell towers I’ve visited over the years, this one has an elevator. No complaints about that. Above is a replica of the dragon that sits atop its spire, a symbol of the city.

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We reached the top to find phenomenal views of the city and surrounding areas – no surprise there – and, well, a great deal of wind. Thank goodness for hoods and hats and puffy jackets!

This is the cathedral, just across a short square from the belfry and home of the second tallest tower in the city.

The great thing about the wind is that it kept the skies relatively blue and picturesque, though our faces were quite windswept by the time we caved and ran back inside to catch the lift down.

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After a little more touristing downstairs, we made our way over to the cathedral. I’m always a bit iffy about taking photos in an active space of worship, and (truth be told) I doubt I’d be able to shoot the altarpiece as well as the professionals. On a more interesting note, the piece has a bit of a spotty history in that it’s been stolen multiple times.

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We finished our Ghent visit with a stop at the nearby brasserie Sint-Jorishof. The beer and snacks were fine, but the real appeal was the ridiculous collection of antiques and bad taxidermy. Then we were back off to the station and, not too long after, on our way to Bruges!

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First thing about Bruges: the city name is Bruges in French, but Brugge (broo-hee, more or less) in Flemish. We couldn’t get over how much more fun the local pronunciation is.

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Like Ghent, there were lots of cute brick buildings, and it was very walkable; unlike Ghent, it had a distinctly touristy vibe (horse-drawn carriages on cobblestone and corny souvenir t-shirts, &c.) that wasn’t exactly my speed.

By the time we arrived, it was time for food. (Travel hanger is real.) We found a spot that did savory waffles: the food was much better than my photos of said food, so just imagine a waffle with a perfectly cooked fried egg atop it.

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The central square, Markt, is very pedestrian friendly and provided a great view of the belfry. The buildings that ring it vary from old-old-old to just seemingly old (like the Gothic Revival Provinciaal Hof above) with lots of cafés and beer bars.

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We eventually made our way to the patio of 2be, where I nursed a kriek (cherry lambic) in the cold, though I wonder if a Delirium Tremens may have been more appropriate.

One of the things I quite admire about most European country’s approach to cold weather is that they utterly embrace it. I remember a conversation with a bartender in Copenhagen one winter; his take was that if they couldn’t figure out how to lean into the cold, they’d all have left by now. As a weak-blooded Californian, I question my own sanity every winter on the East Coast.

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With time left to kill before our late train back to Brussels, it only seemed prudent to stop for a snack of frieten—the inimitable Belgian fries! (France and Belgium apparently still disagree about which country invented “French” fries, but suffice it to say I’m grateful to whichever one made that discovery.)

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We found fries in a little nameless stand in front of the belfry. Our fry cook – who, if I remember correctly, was from Albania… and I’m fairly certain we had a nice little chat about my visit… but who knows after a day of beer drinking – recommended mayonnaise and beef stew as our toppings. Both were absolutely delicious and made it worth sitting on a cold metal bench.

Finally, we made our way back to the train station and returned to Brussels. A trip well done.

Once upon a time... by Mikaela Cortopassi

… a princess ran out of the ball at midnight power-walked into the Gare de l'Est before sunrise to get on a train to go through the snow and up through the hills. She tried terribly hard not to smart when said train stopped at the Champagne-Ardenne TGV station where she was supposed to have been for a wine tasting the day before (but even princesses have their moments).

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She wasn’t wearing a ball gown and had traded glass slippers for sturdy black leather booties, but from the second she stepped off the train, she felt like she was in a fairytale all the same.

Why? Not a magic spell nor a meddling fairy godmother, just Luxembourg.

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I was in Europe to meet up with a dear friend and had one whole day between my arrival day and hers. With a family trip to Paris on the calendar later in the year, it made little sense to stay in France. Belgium was my eventually destination, but I had been there before, so it was time to find a new adventure.

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For once, I did some planning a bit ahead of time – train tickets purchased nearly 3 weeks prior to departure seem excessive to me. Luxembourg was the perfect stop over: 2 hours from Paris, then 3 more onwards to Brussels.

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Beyond the train tickets, however, I had very little plan. All I really knew about the country was that I’d still be able to speak French (indeed, much more reassuring than having to attempt German or – worse – Dutch).

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Luxembourg, on first impression, was (as you may have guessed) something out of a fairytale. It started with one of the best single pieces of viennoisserie I’ve ever eaten: a hazelnut (not nutella, just hazelnut) croissant that I got at the train station upon arrival.

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The walk into town was cold and brisk, through an unremarkable stretch of modern buildings, over a river and up to the adorable Ville Haute.

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Churches and castles (or at least battlements). Pristine art galleries. Cozy restaurants. It was the perfect place for a day trip.

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I explored for a bit before settling down for lunch at Am tiirmschen, which had the advantages of being tucked in away in a restored medieval building and hosting a full menu of Luxembourgish specialties.

After a bit of consideration, I settled on kniddelen, which are somewhere between gnocchi and dumplings (in the restaurant’s words: “un peu comme des gnocchis, mais avec farine de blé, œufs et lait – a little like gnocchi, but with wheat flour, eggs, and milk”). Roquefort sauce and walnuts, exactly the type of thing you should be eating to prepare for more frigid weather explorations.

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After lunch, I made my way over to the Casemates du Bock - fortifications turned World War II bomb shelters turned modern tourist attraction.

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After a long day of walking, I finally found some rays of sunshine over across in the river in the Grund neighborhood.

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Was it ever worth the wait.

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Matur og Drykkur by Mikaela Cortopassi

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This isn’t solely about the Reykjavík restaurant Matur og drykkur, nor musings on the venerable cookbook whence it’s named, but rather a discourse on Icelandic food and drink (that is, matur and drykkur) from the eyes of a mostly-American tourist. (We’ll get back to the full recollection of the trip next post; this digression felt absolutely necessary with the number of food photos I took!) Prior to my first visit to Iceland I heard two schools of thought when it came to food and drink on the island:

  1. Expensive and boring

  2. Gastronomic wonderland

The latter viewpoint was espoused solely (though vociferously) by my friend Samer, who has written an excellent guide to Reykjavík dining.

After a few visits, I understand where the misapprehensions of school of thought Nº1 arise… even if I think it’s completely off-base. Food in Iceland is expensive (as it is on so many islands), but the cost difference between uninspired and sensational isn’t as dramatic as it might be elsewhere. If you’re already spending a lot for a meal, why not spend an incremental percentage more to have a fabulous one?

The good news is that even if you’re on a strict budget, there’s always the option of the best hot dogs ever. (Technically, the best hot dogs in town but I’ll go with ever.)

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My first visit was marked by a lingering cold that I could feel coming on as I waited in the lounge at LAX (another story entirely, but that was the start of a bizarre LAX-LHR-HEL-KEF routing, courtesy of oneworld, not to mention my first flight on the Dreamliner) and it meant soup soup and more soup. I found some pho early on which I’m fairly certain was good (it was hard to tell with zero tastebuds working well), but I spent a better part of the trip eating Kjötsúpa (translated simply and literally as “meat soup”).

I had eaten the soup probably about four times, thinking it a perfectly pleasant vegetable-heavy, brothy thing, before my cold had lifted enough for me to notice that the predominant flavor was in fact lamb. There’s something so comforting and earthy about lamb when you’re sick. And having had it well on another trip, all I can say is I must have been really sick to be able to taste none of that lamb flavor the first few times.

Fine dining in Reykjavík has been a bit of a revelation – somehow managing to pull off white-linen, in-the-Michelin-Guide dining without the stuffiness and (I think) at very reasonable prices for that caliber of meal. The lamb theme continued at a visit to Grillmarket with my mother last summer; I have truly never had a better piece of that meat. We were also able to try puffin, which was interesting but not entirely my thing texture-wise. Imagine if a duck ate sardines and there’s puffin.

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Nostra, meanwhile, was the site of the most luxurious dinner I think I’ve ever had: foie gras, fresh truffles, caviar, port, oysters, Churchill’s favorite Pol Roger champagne, gold. Like literally, gold on the dessert. It was decadent perfection with thoughtful, creative preparations; the foie, for example, was frozen and then grated over rutabaga. Genius. Oh and the beef tallow mashed potatoes! I could go on. If you ever have cause to be in Iceland for New Year’s Eve – and you really should, particularly if you like fireworks – try to get a reservation at Nostra. I’ve now dined there twice and could probably go back a hundred more times and still crave it.

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And it’s not to say that Nostra is merely a special occasion place, though it can be your special occasion. From reindeer to charred leeks to kohlrabi cream cheese “dumplings,” it was all brilliant and my compliments as ever to Chef Carl and his team.

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If fish is what you’re in the mood for, Messinn has you covered. There’s a location in Grandi with a spectacular buffet (try all the fishes) and another easily accessible on Lækjargata. Their offering comes in the form of Fiskipönnur – fish pans – which are the best possible iteration of an Applebee’s skillet. Excellent excellent fish (the joys of being on an island) with sauce and veggies. Done.

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And then of course, the aforementioned Matur og Drykkur, a brilliant restaurant also out in the Grandi neighborhood (which itself is foodie paradise). That was also the site of a NYE dinner, though sadly at the tail end of my cold. We had some truly perfect smoked lamb; it’s traditionally done over dung fires which I know sounds odd, but the taste is unreal, all earth and funk and Iceland. The duck breast was equally perfect, with the prettiest potatoes.

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Another particular favorite Icelandic treat is the licorice ice cream from Valdis – if lamb is the savory note that sticks out most in my mind when I think of Icelandic food, then licorice must be its sweet counterpart. They recently opened a location closer to downtown which means more in my future.

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My favorite combination was Salted Licorice and Passion Fruit, two flavors that were honestly meant to be together. I think licorice pairs so well with bright, acidic fruits – a sitruuna-lakritsi (lemon-licorice) ice cream while waiting for the ferry at Kauppatori in Helsinki was one of the great delights of my first visit to Finland. At any rate, lacking that, you can make your own combination at Valdis, and you can’t really go wrong.

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And let’s not neglect the drykkur. My favorite brewery has an outpost in 101, Mikkeller & Friends. A newer addition is the brilliant Session, for beer people, by beer people. It’s actually a brilliant beer scene, particularly considering that beer has only been legal there for the past 30 years after a long period of prohibition in the 1910’s.

On travel, lassitude, escapes, and quotidian pleasures. by Mikaela Cortopassi

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J’ai quitté Paris et même la France, parce que la tour Eiffel finissait par m’ennuyer trop
— Guy de Maupassant, La Vie errante

I left Paris and France as well, because the Eiffel Tower finally succeeded in boring me too much.

Actually delicious coffee at Peloton – a Parisian novelty if I'm being truly cynical

Actually delicious coffee at Peloton – a Parisian novelty if I'm being truly cynical

I named my site for Maupassant's classic travelogue for so many reasons. His winding path is one I've taken (though not in the same order and hardly all at once), and his itchy wanderlust is equally familiar. The opening line (above) is one I've memorized; it is hilarious and somehow something I both deeply understand and can't begin to fathom. The tower is not for me, but there is not a thing in this world that could bore me into wanting to be anywhere other than Paris.

If you switched out the city and country, though, the sentiment is one I feel in my bones. I get restless – I always have. Modern sterile vapid New York made me feel that way constantly when I lived there. Both the cold glass monstrosities and the tower in their own times are symptoms of a cultural ennui of sort. If the zeitgeist leaves you uninspired and apathetic, you have to change the place... if only because you can't change the time and you most likely can't change the culture.

There's a pretention about Maupassant that clearly resonates with me as well.

People watching on an early morning in the 9th

People watching on an early morning in the 9th

Paris is one of a handful of cities that serve as excellent antidotes for me. Modern and energetic (the two traits of New York I quite like best), but new (for me) and different and fascinating. Parisians are somehow able to care about work, business, finance, but not let them become all consuming. Most importantly for me, food is a shining star, not an afterthought or a backdrop as it so often is in New York. I relish it, I thrive, I fairly hum.

Richer's deceptively simple breakfast tartine

Richer's deceptively simple breakfast tartine

At odds with my search for the new is the way I return to some places nearly every trip. Having regular spots in a city over 4,000 miles away from your legal residence is horrifically bourgeois and  stereotypically millennial, though despite my misgivings and guilt I've built a repertoire over the years. I have a set of Parisian rituals: ride a bike, buy a baguette, listen to Yann Tiersen by the Seine, flip the door handle on one of the old metro lines, wander the Tuileries as the sun goes down, jazz. It's a city ridiculously easy to romanticize.

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I do have the particular advantage as well of having a dear friend who lives there, in that oddly liminal existence of an ex-pat. He has given me a few of my favorite haunts, and I've found a few more in my stolen days here and there. And since this is ostensibly a travel blog, I'd like to share a few.

Saturday Jazz (be still my heart)

Saturday Jazz (be still my heart)

To visit (photographs throughout, in order):

Peloton is a Fernando find – which automatically means it has the added benefit of being aesthetically pleasing. Photographers, you know. It's a perfect, easy, casual café. The type of place you can drop in for a quick pastry and coffee (thankfully, not French coffee, which is frankly garbage), or sit and work for hours.

Next is the restaurant that sold me on the idea of moving to Paris one of these days or another, Richer. For me, it's the perfect idealized neighborhood restaurant: casual too, but absolutely put together (the basic American notion of the Parisian style across the board), excellent food and drink, leisurely paced. I've eaten there at every time of day and never once been disappointed.

Finally, another stolen spot: La Fontaine de Belleville. I go for one thing: Saturday jazz. And the requisite food and drink. Cosy and enveloping in the winter, lush and airy in the summer. It looks the part of a Hollywood stand-in for a Parisian café but is so much more.

Drinks at La Fontaine de Belleville

Drinks at La Fontaine de Belleville

Tutti a Tavola by Mikaela Cortopassi

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First, a word from our lawyers. (No, not really.)

This is not a recipe. I hate all those self-important food blogs that want to tell you a condensed memoir and bury a recipe after an extended diatribe. There is something to be said for food writing. Those posts? Not food writing. If I can't taste what you ate from your words, imagine the scents and mouthfeel, get lost in your prose, then I don't want it.

(I do very much get that search engines make it hard for recipe creators to make money on what they’re doing… I’m just asking for the stories that accompany to be more useful and food-oriented. Because I’m a jerk.)

Besides, when it comes to pasta, I really don't use recipes.

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One of the great joys of being in Italy is of course cooking in Italy. It isn't just the fact that there are ingredients in abundance I can't easily get stateside; I have some asinine romantic notion of a connection to my history via food.

And when I say "asinine romantic," I do mean that in all honesty. Here I'm cooking bucatini all'amatriciana, a perfect epitome of cucina lazialeMy family is not and has never been from Lazio. It's not my history. Furthermore (if we really want to get into the historical accuracy of the dish) it should be tomato-free.

When I lived in Bologna, my roommates were amazed that I knew how to cook Italian food. None of our friends cooked – at best, they'd boil pasta and dump on some sauce that mamma sent from home. My American friends wanted to learn and, in teaching them, I learned that I can be an absolute tyrant in the kitchen. People wanted to improvise without a baseline understanding of how flavors meld nor the importance of handling things just so lest the texture be ruined.

It was a disaster, and – again – I am a jerk.

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I prefer l'amatriciana with long, discernible strips of its ingredients. The soft sharp bite into a perfectly sautéed onion makes the process of chopping them all worth it. I'm one of those people who look a perfect horror chopping onions - sobbing, runny nose, the whole nine. Worth. It. 

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The real star of the dish is of course guanciale, a type of cured pork that comes from the cheeks (guance in Italian) and is porky, fatty, wonderful. It's typical of Central Italy, but this came from the deli counter at a supermarket in Tuscany, and I had no complaints.

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A quick melancholic digression.

The news of Tony Bourdain's death came the day before, and it hit me harder than I would have expected. I don't know if I realized what a big fan I was, and not for the harsh, sometimes crass, badass rockstar persona, but for the way he traveled. Respectful, curious, warm, enthusiastic, adventurous, and joyful. He was my inspiration for a number of trips – mostly recently, Sénégal – and cooking something with love for people I love seemed like an appropriate way to honor him.

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This trip made me question why lard has such a negative connotation – it's hard to imagine anything more magical and comforting than rendering pork fat to begin preparing a meal. The kitchen fills with an earthy smoke, the slices glisten and sparkle as they turn quickly transparent.

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Next go the first round of peperoncino (red pepper flakes – not the sweet green pepper from pizza places) and our sliced onions. The way I learned to cook pasta is that certain ingredients are allowed to steep in the cooking oil as it heats, garlic and peperoncino in particular. This imbues the dish with a consistent but mellower bite of the flavor in question. If you like things spicy – as I certainly do – you add more at the end for the sharp kick and additional complexity.

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Tomatoes get added as the onions are set on a low burner to soften, and this is where I'm quickly exposed as a heretic of sorts: I use canned tomatoes. Is it crazy? Maybe, but canned San Marzano tomatoes instead of some watery uncertain early-in-the-season pink things from the grocery store are my preference every single time. I use a combination of passata – like a purée but rougher – and pomodori pelati (skinless) that I slice again into long strips.

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And now another bit of heresy: this sauce is wonderful on day two and beyond. Italians don't believe in leftovers, but I'm going to lean into my Americanness wholeheartedly to say that day three bucatini all'amatriciana pan fried and lightly burnt with lots of stinky pecorino is probably a top ten dish for me. I like my pasta sauce relatively tight – or as my dad called it as a kid, "pastashoota," properly rendered as pasta asciutta (dry) – so I let the tomato thicken up. While it's cooking, salt to taste and add more peperoncino for good measure.

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Now there is one important thing that I should have mentioned at the beginning... get your water boiling. Use the biggest pot you have. Salt it well. Retain a cup of the water before draining just in case your sauce is too tight. Pasta should be cooked al dente or not at all. On this I am 100% purist, and it's frankly non-negotiable.

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Now comes the good part. Once the sauce and pasta have been united and the sauce is as tight or loose as you like, portion it out and cover the mountain of pasta with a thick snowfall of grated pecorino romano.

The end result should be some kind of perfection: noodles with body and heft, a rich but not too heavy sauce redolent of earthy pork, soft sweet onions, bright fresh tomato, the lingering heat of the peperoncino, and just-slightly-funky-but-all-the-way-salty cheese. As a tribute dish to the memory of a constant inspiration, one could do worse. Buon appetito.

La Parthenopea by Mikaela Cortopassi

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If reincarnation were really, surely at least one of my past lives would have been lived out under the blistering Neapolitan sun. Naples has been one of my happy places since my first visit at 20. It is frenetic and filthy and often dangerous and I love every part of it. I'm not certain what it says about me that I thrive in chaos.

At least, I think I thrive in chaos.

In that spirit, I kicked off my trip not in the reasonable starting cities of Milan or Rome, but instead my beloved Napoli. It meant an extra layover (hence, Madrid!), and a whole layer of complication to meet up with my parents in Umbria. I arrived at 23:00 and was scheduled for the 13:00 train for Roma Termini; in my mind, this was clearly a sufficient amount of time to wander my favorite streets and stop for a meal at the oh-so-touristy but equally delicious Antica Pizzeria da Michele.

So I thought.

I woke up late with a headache to boot and didn't get out the door until 10. Naturally, the street I thought I wanted to take (and found without map nor problem) wasn't the street I actually needed to take, which lead to me furiously power-walking down Spaccannapoli muttering "shcusate" in my best imitation of dialetto and arriving at the restaurant (where a line was already assembled) at five to 11. 

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My saving grace? Solo travel! The place is always so crowded that you get a ticket on arrival and wait until your number is called. It can be hours if you time things badly. The man giving out the tickets was asking how many were in each group and I hollered out, "una!" when he came to me. "Are you alone?" he asked. "Si, sono da sola - I am alone!" I responded back in Italian, hoping that would help my case. Lo and behold, I was not only seated, but got the first pizza coming out of the oven. I left twenty minutes later, full as an egg and inordinately pleased with myself.

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The other complication of the morning was the fact that while I had brought along the DSR and an extra lens and planned my shooting around the direction of the sun, I had forgotten to replace the memory card. There's nothing like lugging a heavy bag of effectively useless camera gear to pay penance for your stupidity. And so, instead of rim-lit portraits of Napolitani going about their mornings, iPhone shots. So it goes.

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